Reality is relative

showslow: Mark McEvoy, Five words

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:50:25 -0400

showslow:

Mark McEvoy, Five words

mywickedway: i hope the people who grade my essays don’t laugh at me

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:47:22 -0400

mywickedway:

i hope the people who grade my essays don’t laugh at me

thefirstgentleman: casual reminder that for every person who doesn’t want to label their sexuality...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:34:32 -0400

thefirstgentleman:

casual reminder that for every person who doesn’t want to label their sexuality theres another person who prefers the tangibility of a word and both are ok

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Fri, 24 May 2013 14:26:17 -0400

cafunedesaudade: I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:25:08 -0400

cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

pockytardis: my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:24:24 -0400

pockytardis:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

macarena-of-time: i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:24:15 -0400

macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

odair: HAS THIS WEEK BEEN LIKE 5 YEARS LONG OR WHAT

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:17:02 -0400

odair:

HAS THIS WEEK BEEN LIKE 5 YEARS LONG OR WHAT

My Psychology Professor: People who are not depressed see the world the way they want to see it. People who are depressed see the world the way it actually is.

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:13:18 -0400

My Psychology Professor: People who are not depressed see the world the way they want to see it. People who are depressed see the world the way it actually is.

Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:10:34 -0400

Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.
Person in book: he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
Movie industry: no, we're hiring supermodels

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Fri, 24 May 2013 14:09:58 -0400

#no she was literally a fish out of water you dont understand

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:08:49 -0400

#no she was literally a fish out of water you dont understand

michaxl: oomshi: asks ouija board what’s for dinner finger slides to the d

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:08:40 -0400

michaxl:

oomshi:

*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*

*finger slides to the d*

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Fri, 24 May 2013 08:01:04 -0400

joeywaggoner: I didn’t get this joke until I was 16.

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:00:19 -0400

joeywaggoner:

I didn’t get this joke until I was 16.

iwilleatyourenglish: iwilleatyourenglish: once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in...

Fri, 24 May 2013 08:00:04 -0400

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

look-boys-its-raining-angels: ameliaoswalds: so i was staring at this gif: for a long time and i...

Fri, 24 May 2013 07:44:39 -0400

look-boys-its-raining-angels:

ameliaoswalds:

so i was staring at this gif:

for a long time and i managed to /pause/ it at the right moment and

feast your eyes to matt smith’s penis

thank you.

WAIT ONE FUCKING SECOND

Fri, 24 May 2013 07:41:37 -0400

lifeofamarriedfangirl:

reichenfalse:

tardis-housecleaner:

YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT THERE ARE ONLY SIX EPISODES OF SHERLOCK? ALL THOSE PSYCHO NUT FANS GOT OFF ON ONLY SIX EPISODES!?

that’s why our fandom is so fucking weird.

before i met you i never had any interest in being inmate with...

Fri, 24 May 2013 07:39:06 -0400

before i met you i never had any interest in being inmate with anyone..

diagondaley: buttgenie: i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:58:28 -0400

diagondaley:

buttgenie:

i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens

#especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset

Reality is relative

showslow: Mark McEvoy, Five words

mywickedway: i hope the people who grade my essays don’t laugh at me

thefirstgentleman: casual reminder that for every person who doesn’t want to label their sexuality...

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cafunedesaudade: I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only...

pockytardis: my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG...

macarena-of-time: i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel...

odair: HAS THIS WEEK BEEN LIKE 5 YEARS LONG OR WHAT

My Psychology Professor: People who are not depressed see the world the way they want to see it. People who are depressed see the world the way it actually is.

Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.

Photo

#no she was literally a fish out of water you dont understand

michaxl: oomshi: *asks ouija board what’s for dinner* *finger slides to the d*

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joeywaggoner: I didn’t get this joke until I was 16.

iwilleatyourenglish: iwilleatyourenglish: once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in...

look-boys-its-raining-angels: ameliaoswalds: so i was staring at this gif: for a long time and i...

WAIT ONE FUCKING SECOND

before i met you i never had any interest in being inmate with...

diagondaley: buttgenie: i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the...

michaxl: oomshi: asks ouija board what’s for dinner finger slides to the d