08 3 / 2013

How to braid your hair:

lucifersblog:

washingtub:

  • Wet hair
  • Comb through
  • Separate at the part
  • Draw a pentagram on the floor
  • Perform blood sacrifice
  • Offer up your soul to the devil
  • Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
  • Summon Satan
  • Ask Satan to braid your hair

You know what?

Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?

Thirty-fucking-seven.

And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”

(via someone-almost-famous)

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