May 2013
lameborghini:
do u ever get really paranoid and think that everyone youve ever considered a friend actually secretly hates u or is that just me
nahthatsnotveryraven:
worldaccordingtofangirls:
i am so jealous of europeans
three hours of travel and they’re in a whole different country, a whole different culture like seriously
three hours of travel and i’m in another town that’s just like mine
except three hours away
in australia you just end up three hours into the neighbours cattle station with no sign of water
wiitangclan:
wiitangclan:
the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage
apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you
thdoctor:
does anyone else see “omg” and not even think “oh my god” anymore like i swear it’s just lost its ability to be an abbreviation and become a completely separate entity expressing astonishment
if countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
Ireland: England's short drunk friend who nobody understands but likes
amoying:
sometimes when i stand up my vision gets really blurry and i feel like im about to die but then its like nvm still alive phew
Me: Time to finally get writing!
Me: *Opens up word processor*
Me: *Puts on favorite song*
Me: *Checks Tumblr*
Me: *Gets a drink of water*
Me: *Dances in front of the mirror to said favorite song*
Me: *Gets mail*
Me: *Watches entire season of TV show*
Me: *Climbs world's top ten tallest mountains*
Me: *Treks across the Sahara*
Me: *Counts the number of blades of grass in the world*
Me: *Writes two words*
Me: Wow, that was a good writing session. I got a lot done.
bloodysigils:
do you ever cry because you’ve somehow managed to gain a truly fucking amazing person as your friend? and just think about how fucking blessed you are for their existence and how in some previous life you must have done something fucking amazing to deserve them in this life? DO YOU?
"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a...
humor-us:
bow-ties-and-a-deer-stalker:
cocokat:
personababy:
span-kun:
imnotquiteaswell:
phazondragon:
crystalsoulslayer:
slytherinmychamber:
hotel-denouement:
moral-highground:
yougotredonyou:
nicklex:
hannahisdead:
oh my god
BEST JOKE.
THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
SCREAMS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.
HEEEHEE I LOVE SILLY MUSIC JOKES
...
lady-tyrell:
sansa-snow:
robbstarkalypse:
barkingatcrows:
On a scale of one to Robb Stark how bad a decision maker are you?
Theon Greyjoy
Ned Stark
Quentyn Martell
dadscar:
“NO, HOMO!” I cry as my dear friend, Homo, ran into the burning building to save the orphans. He didn’t make it out alive. He will be dearly missed.
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
watchtheskytonight:
diannaluvslea:
sillylittleshoteka:
spontaneousfangasm:
sovietkittens:
if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t...
“They say you die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a...”
– Banksy (via cybergirlfriend)
multipack:
amanda bynes changes her name to da bynes because she is an independent woman who doesn’t need aman
calumon:
my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
